"The oracles stand at the meeting-point between the individualistic, unpredictable, and sometimes anti-social behavior of the shaman and the responsible social functions of the priest." - Nigel Pennick, Secret Games of the Gods (1989)
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"Large Language Models authoritatively state things that are incorrect because they have no concept of right or wrong. I believe that the writers, managers and executives that find it exciting do so because it gives them the ability to pretend to be intelligent without actually learning anything, to do everything they can to avoid actual work or responsibility for themselves or others." - The Hater's Guide to the AI Bubble
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